The Bernie Ecclestone Crap Ideas Generator
(and other fun stuff...)

The "Dropping Silverstone" cunning plan (part of some long-held petty vendetta the man seems to have against the circuit) is just one recent gem from Barking Bernie - a man with an uncanny and unnatural ability for coming up with ideas so crap they sometimes defy belief.
Because of this it's sometimes hard to imagine what's going on underneath that silver, sloping haircut - so we at KIMI::STUFF have decided to make it easier for you by developing a crap ideas generator. Just click on the box below and Mr Ecclestone will share his latest cunning plans with you...
(*NB: Although these ideas are all crap, it is entirely possible that some of them are also real... you never know...)
(*Actually they're not ALL crap... the one about replacing Max Mosely with a bladder on a stick is a pretty good one...)

Big thanks to Jake and Jemela of GoKimi.com and also to Rachel and to Matt and Alex for helping get this started by donating a number of particularly cunning plans... much appreciated :o)

Eyes Down for the 2006 season...
BINGO's back!!!


We got so utterly bored by the 2004 season that we developed the fab "Commentary Box Bingo", so that you could at least feel there was *some* kind of competition going on - and here it is, back again, all ready for 2006. Download and print out the Bingo cards, share them out among your friends as the GP coverage comes on, and then whoop with delight as James Allen describes Christian Klien as "the only F1 driver with an earring" once again, and you win the game. Tops!